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A Zerg, A Shotgun and You is a terran song.

It is composed by Anthony Theisen, James Page, and John Denton and performed by White Boy James & The Blues Express. Humbert H. considers the track to be especially subversive—certainly its airing has been banned by the Terran Dominion.[1]

LyricsEdit

A Zerg, A Shotgun and You03:09

A Zerg, A Shotgun and You


Shotgun, zerg and you
I gotta zerg and a shotgun
And I’m bringin' ‘em home to you.
Pickup, protoss and you
I gotta pickup and a protoss
And I’m bringin' ‘em home to you.
Shovel, bucket and you
I gotta shovel and a bucket
And I’m bringin' ‘em home to you.
Instrumental music plays.
Boots, socks and you
I got boots and socks
And I’m bringin' ‘em home to you.
Instrumental music plays.
Protoss, pickup, shovel, bucket, boots, socks, salsa, chips, whiskey, coke, candy, flowers, headstone, grave
I gotta zerg and a shotgun
And I’m bringing them home to you.
Instrumental music plays.
Hey grab your zerg and beat 'em in the head, if you don't like biscuits, feed'em cornbread.
Zerg don't waste time half drunk, jump on a man like a dog on a bone. Like a dog on a bone.
Gonna be a hood ornament in a second. STEAMROLLER!
Kick off your shoes. Stay awhile. Take your coat off. Take your socks off. Hang your hat up. Get you something to eat. Watch a little TV. Gonna be here a while myself. Have a good time. Look both ways. Don't go swimming for an hour...[2]

Game UseEdit

It could be played on the jukebox.

TriviaEdit

In the song, "protoss" is pronounced as "pro-tohs" instead of the usual "pro-toss".

ReferencesEdit

  1. StarCraft II Revolution Overdrive. Blizzard Entertainment. Accessed 2011-09-12.
  2. Blizzard Entertainment. StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty. (Activision Blizzard). PC. Jukebox (in English). 2010.

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