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A limerick by RadX
- There once was an Orc named Grom Hellscream
- Who was chief of the Warsong regime
- He'd slice up his foes
- And feast on their toes
- And say "It'd taste better with ice cream"
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A limerick by RadX
- 'Twas the night before BlizzCon, when all through the net
- Not a fanboy was sleeping, on that you can bet
- They tossed and they turned on their childhood beds
- While visions of booth girls danced through their heads
- Happy BlizzCon to all, and to all a good fight
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A limerick by RadX
- 'Twas the night before BlizzCon, when all through the site
- Not a fanboy was sleeping, no not tonight
- They tossed and they turned on their childhood beds
- While visions of booth girls danced through their heads
- Happy BlizzCon to all, and to all a good fight
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A limerick by RadX
- Once upon a Warcraft lore, while I farmed, in Kalimdor
- I started nodding, nearly napping, and suddenly there came a flapping
- As of a beast gently slapping, slapping at the air to sore
- And then the beast started crapping, crapping on my head galore
- Quoth the Gryphon, “GGnore”
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A limerick by RadX
- With my sweet skills, you can’t contend
- Don’t try to front, no don’t pretend
- I’ll pwn your face, with my mace
- And there you’ll be, in disgrace
- GG noob, the end
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- It was a quiet day on the scene
- Workers were gathering vespene
- When all of a sudden
- The Zerg came rushin'
- From that point on it was GG
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A limerick by Thebrowncloud
- There once was a man named Tassadar
- Who traveled to a world called Char
- He decided to fight
- Along with the might
- Of the mysterious Dark Templar
--Thebrowncloud 02:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
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A limerick by 173.20.251.124
- Oh those funny gnomes
- Always looking for a new place to call home
- Those short little men
- can never find a living den
- Why don't they just build a dome
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A limerick by Tigerly1
- Oh, Those mean Horde
- Killin' our auctioneers when they're bored!
- All those orcs, and taurens, and trolls
- Santa should give them all coal
- Or at least get them out of the Howling Fjord!
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A limerick by 74.100.26.241
- My pally was fighting the horde
- When suddenly out came my sword
- With a click of my hand
- He was dead in the sand
- With WOW I will never be bored
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A limerick by Demetrismom
- At my home I am kind of a nerd
- My life is at times quite absurd
- Then I log into WOW
- And I fight a Horde cow
- My life as a hero assured
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A limerick by Demetrismom
- World of Warcraft's the right game for me
- Complete fun for the whole family
- Be it tauren or elf
- I am proud of myself
- When the enemy from me does flee
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A limerick by Demetrismom
- I am fighting for all that is right
- I kill darkness defending the Light
- When I see the undead
- I fill them with dread
- As they know they will soon lose the fight.
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A limerick by Demetrismom
- I flew in to Ol' Dragonblight
- In hopes to start up a good fight
- I fought with a sigh
- 'Til the death toll was high
- Then exhausted I called it a night
24.16.106.231 06:13, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 24.16.106.231
- When all is said and done
- And the Queen of Blades has had her fun
- Buildings will burn and children will cry
- While zerglings are running and hunting nearby
- And all you can do is run
Phillius 06:26, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Phillius
- Psi blades slice
- Zerg claws dice
- Men can only cower and fear
- And hide or protect their rear
- As they are hunted like mice
SaharaDrac 08:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by SaharaDrac
- There once was a Zergling named Luigi,
- Him and his friends made me type "GG".
- I don't know what they're on,
- Crack in the eggs where they spawn?
- There's so much blood, I now need a Squeegee.
Demetrismom 09:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Demetrismom
- Fighting horde was becoming the norm
- As my skills were beginning to form
- Though I died quite a bit
- From a powerful hit
- I came back to weather the storm
69.254.142.1 16:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 69.254.142.1
SaharaDrac 21:54, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by SaharaDrac@gmail.com
- There once was a man from Korea,
- He gave all his opponents Diarrhea,
- What a vicious attack,
- Look at those mutalisks stack!
- Fighting Jaedong is always a bad idea.
Thebrowncloud 00:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Thebrowncloud
- I thought I was playing TvT
- And was teching as fast as can be
- But this isn't StarCraft!
- What am I? Daft?
- Diablo just pwned me! GG!
Thebrowncloud 00:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Thebrowncloud
- Metzen is making stew
- Samwise is eating glue
- Karune is sleeping
- Browder is creeping
- On vacation be the Blizzard crew
Thebrowncloud 00:50, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Thebrowncloud
- We went to the party of a ghost
- He offered to be a gracious host
- We went to his house, but no one was there
- "Where could he be? He must be here somewhere!"
- "Oh no! It's a trap! We are all toast!"
Brauzeit 03:10, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Brauzeit
- There once was a Marine
- He thought he would cream
- Unfortunately he didn't know
- That his skills didn't show
- Now he is lies with his team
134.71.145.163 05:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 134.71.145.163
- There was a Marine drooling
- over a female Ghost so stunning.
- But when they finally got together
- he turned as pale as white paper.
- For, surprise, the woman was a Changeling!*
134.71.145.163 05:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 134.71.145.163
- Blizzard is the best.
- Their franchises, they're above the rest.
- Other companies try to surpass,
- but Blizz's games kick too much ass
- The competition provides no contest.
76.166.170.13 14:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by dankylock
- First batch I waited patiently
- Second batch I waited anxiously.
- never pass beyond the queues,
- forbearing the sadness with the booze.
- But, WoWWIKI brought the sexy back instantly.
Akuma548 19:30, 5 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Akuma548
- realm maintainence extending
- on the forums i am pretending
- I lash out i spite
- because i have no life
- a days money you better be refunding
24.176.251.104 05:55, 6 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 24.176.251.104
- With one fell swoop he strikes
- The one they call Hogger resides deep in the night
- My vocal chords are tired from the constant yelps of frustration
- I toss and I turn through this trial, apparently theres no relation
- So I ask again and again, LFG HOGGER OMG.
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A limerick by Philistineleader@gmail.com
- Warcraft 3 is a mighty fun time
- And with the toll of the chime
- Two good five-man teams
- Make DoTA burst at the seams
- Until the game stops on a dime
76.125.11.21 04:14, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 76.125.11.21
- the cow was a mooing
- the barbarian was booing
- An axe flew from the sky
- and hit a defensless fly
- then diablo took over the world
76.125.11.21 04:18, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 76.125.11.21
- the cow is mooing
- the barbarian is booing
- an axe fell from the sky
- and killed a deadly fly
- They both started wooing
Squishyfishy 12:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by ~squishyfishy
- halls of lightning
- more like delighting
- it gives epic loots
- an' money to boots
- dalaran fear my name i am xBunnykillrx the frightning
Squishyfishy 12:33, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by ~squishy
- i rolled a lock
- and to my shock
- theyre nerfing me
- no, it cant be!
- now in BGs im more worthless than a rock ><!
Squishyfishy 12:39, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Squishyfishy
- hi im a murlock,
- sure i can walk,
- i can fight,
- and i can certainly write..
- but i cant figure out how to talk!
Squishyfishy 12:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Squishyfishy
- Its fun to be a druid
- i got my mana restoring fluid
- my Dps and my macro
- are already ready to go
- but i have say.. stop yelling in vent you stupid kid~!
Roskvape 14:27, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Roskvape
- Need propane? Or propane accessories?
- It makes grilling Zerg a breeze!
- For a good barbeque, bring an ice chest.
- For a great barbeque, bring the best!
- Invite a Firebat to all your Zerg-smoking parties!
Roskvape 14:45, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Roskvape
- It was a bitter fight, quite the fuss,
- Till your last Overlord exploded like pus.
- So if you start to QQ,
- Let me just rebuke you:
- All your bases are belong to us!
Roskvape 15:13, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Roskvape
- You require more vespene gas. Alas!
- Oh, I've heard that before, en masse!
- Then I took a suggestion from a Firebat, see?
- Oh, the woe! Such a fireball, such a kablooie!
- Never, ever fuel your Battlecruiser with propane gas.
68.102.223.80 18:15, 7 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by jodobaas@gmail.com
- There once was a Tauren named Hex
- Who shot lightning bolts out of his pecks
- When he jiggled his arse
- The ladies grew sparse
- 'Cause he danced like a Russian reject
SaharaDrac 06:12, 8 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by SaharaDracSaharaDrac@gmail.com
- There once was a Terran Marine,
- Who drank 'til he turned green,
- In a great drunken haze,
- Did a mighty Siege Tank he raze,
- Don't tell him it was no Zerg Queen!
Albel65 08:14, 8 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Albel65
- Today was a good day at work
- but now it is time for my orc
- felling the baddies
- slaying their laddies
- as far as i know, they're forked
70.41.218.24 21:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 70.41.218.24
- Up on amountain side three travelers.
- An elf, a dwarf and a human.
- The trio is looking for something or someone.
- And when they found their target, they were in a shock.
- It was the Lych King!
72.188.175.249 21:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 72.188.175.249
- An Orc named Benhelm, If I may
- Emitted a flatus one day
- The shock was reported,
- in Northrend and recorded
- On a seismograph out in Booty Bay
Kevlar622 00:44, 9 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Kevlar622
- kevlar622: '( . ) ( . ) lol guys how you like my boob'
- ub3R_hx0r: 'omg, lol, stfu n00b...'
- dudepood11: 'yo be nice, hes my teammate'
- yuit34s: 'stupid noob, ill leave you to fate...'
- kevlar622: 'uuuh, allied vic?'
98.127.156.234 06:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Bcummins10
- The dwarves were gathering for a grand winters vale.
- They had many roasted boar and much dwarven ale.
- Many had gathered for this joyous occasion.
- Humans,night elves, and draenei all on vacation.
- Gather round, hear the greatfathers tale.
98.127.156.234 06:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Bcummins10
- Many Alliance and Horde were preparing for war
- prepared to fight and go down in lore
- axes were made, and swords forged
- humans full of pride, and orcs blood gorged
- what for our heroes lies in store?
173.29.173.113 16:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 173.29.173.113
- Saurfang cleaves flesh from bone
- For a challenge he often would roam
- Defending the Horde
- He often gets bored
- So for kicks he likes to punt gnomes
70.94.222.92 12:08, 13 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 70.94.222.92
- i am shin tir'a
- goddess of thought
- plz be kind and rewind
- remember the cake is a lie
- and roll a female for the rack
67.83.90.85 02:33, 14 June 2009 (UTC)Gary Joe O'Neal (Zealdencore)[]
A limerick by 67.83.90.85
- I was on my way to BlizzCon
- I found in my path an Archon
- At the start of the day
- I was well on my way
- But the Archon's attack was dead on
Zealdencore 02:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)Zealdencore[]
A limerick by ZealdencoreZealdencore
- You will hear marines curse
- And then banelings will burst
- Forget protocol
- And sargent's face fall
- We start running now and they'll get him first
Brutaxilos 04:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by Brutaxilos
- There was a CC Zerg-Infected
- The SCVs believed it couldn't be corrected
- The Zerg thought they'd won
- But Terran was far from gone
- Nuclear Launch Detected
69.254.142.1 09:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)[]
A limerick by 69.254.142.1SaharaDrac
- There once was a Zealot named Larry,
- Who found Siege Tanks to be quite scary.
- When the firing begun,
- He would turn tail and run,
- As fast as the Leg Enhancement upgrade would carry!